Being drunk is one of the essential ingredients for getting arrested for doing something stupid. Luckily for us, it also seems to be an essential ingredient for some of the funniest drunken mug shots of all times.
1. The Psycho
We all know the feeling when you’re so drunk you can’t sit still and all you want to do is just bust a move on the dance floor. So to does this detainee who was so drunk he wouldn’t keep his head still for his mug shot, so officers had to hold it still for him.
2. This guy is boring
We can’t but help think he wishes he put a different t shirt on that day after being pulled over for suspected drink driving.
3. And this one is weird
This tattoo across this drunken detainee’s forehead makes the previous man seem like a genius.
4. A sad guy
Now this is a guy we feel sorry for. Not only was he arrested for being drunk and refusing to leave Taco Bell’s drive through on a bicycle. He was also refused to be served because he had turned up in the drive through on his bike rather than a car. Aww.
5. Freaky! FREAKY! F R E A K Y ! !
Where am I? Did I really jut get arrested? Am I really that drunk? Do you people have any eye for fashion that you could think that bright orange and aqua blue go together? Just some of the questions that it seems our drunken friend is rather confused by.
6. The innovative one
This guy took his first mug shot when he was arrested for drink driving and printed it onto a t shirt that he wore when he had his mug shot taken for a second time later that year. With over 2 million prisoners in USA alone, we can’t help but notice that there could be quite a lucrative un-tapped business opportunity here for this creative teenager.
7. The artistic one
This guy has our full sympathy and admiration. Firstly we sympathize because it must be super annoying to be arrested mid-way through a shave. Secondly we admire him for being brave enough to attempt shaving whilst drunk.
8. We are still thinking on this one…
This man is either doing an awesome impression of a gold fish or is just really really surprised at his arrest.
Da na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!! We just hope this man wasn’t so drunk that he used permanent marker pen.
10. And the Joker
Not far behind is his nemesis the Joker. Arrested after drunkenly crashing his car on his way back from a Halloween party.
11. Looks like Moses from the ten commandments movies
This man got arrested for speeding whilst drunk. Understandably he was clearly in a rush after spending so much time dying his hair this fabulous fluorescent colour.
Arrested for being drunk at the scene of an accident.
We all know how a few too many drinks can make us a tad emotional and teary eyed so although we don’t know if this 21 year old was drunk when he caused over £15,000 criminal damage at a local store, we are guessing it might have been the case. However what we do know is he sure looks sorry. And if he wasn’t drunk that he sure could have done with a drink or two right after this photo was taken.
On the other hand this woman looks a lot happier that she has been arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. In fact a bit too happy. Sorority initiation complete?
Never seen a grown adult look so much like a wailing baby when she was arrested for drunken exposure.
16. This guy is epic legendary awesomeness!
Oh how we can relate. To the head holding bit not the arrest. Just wanted to clarify.