Being drunk can make us all do some pretty stupid and hilarious things. But none as hilariously stupid as the people in this post. Sit back and enjoy the drunken comics as we present the 20 hilarious things NOT to do when you’re drunk. You have been warned.
1. Get stopped by the police
And if you do, don’t be so god damn helpful!
2. Decide it’s time for a family history lesson on our ancestry
Call social services right NOW!
3. Get a tattoo
Or your girlfriend might come out looking like the exorcist bride
4. Forget what species you are
Am I the only one to think it looks like the tiger is enjoying it?
5. Go out on a first date
If so it will likely be your last date too
6. Get a haircut
Two words: Shit head
7. Fight a lamppost
I think we both know who is going to win this fight
8. Leave the bathroom door open
Is it weird that only grandma seems to care about what is happening in the right of this photo
9. Forget your front door key
Let’s just hope the family pet doesn’t need to go out for a pee that night
10. Have your family photo taken
I bet their family Christmas dinners are a real hoot
11. Grind a fat man’s belly
In fact we suggest this may not be a good idea when sober either
12. Pass out whilst sitting
13. Or lying down
14. Or taped to a wall for that matter
Like WTF how is this even possible?!
15. Think it’s a good idea to go and buy yet more alcohol
Although let’s give this lady credit that if you must pee in the supermarket aisles, doing it by the white wine is a clever place!
16. Try to update your Facebook page
No good can ever come of social media whilst drunk. Trust us from personal experience
17. But if you must, keep it to boring status updates – definitely don’t admit to drink driving (unless you don’t mind getting arrested)
Epic fail. True story. Only in America eh
18. Try to rob a store
If falling through the roof didn’t make enough noise, he feels the need to put the music on full blast!
19. Throw up over yourself
ALL over yourself. Eugh
20. Be a giraffe
Because anything that tall and drunk is bound to fall over
Have you done any of these things in this post? Or have you got something even funnier that you (*cough* I mean ‘your friend’) did when you were drunk to share with us? If so we want to hear!